1: Hi. This hilarious sketch has to be LISTENED TO
2: Hello. to be fully appreciated !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1: Are you waiting for the bus?
2: Uh, yes I am, actually.
1: Hm.
1: I noticed you're not wearing any GALOSHES.
2: Uh, no I'm not...it's uh...it's sunny out...uh...no need for galoshes.
1: I'M wearing galoshes.
2: Hm.
1: GALOSHES.
2: Uh huh.
1: Did you read the paper today?
2: Uh, no, I haven't had a chance.
1: Did you read the thing about the ESKIMOS?
2: No.
1: Well the article was saying that the Eskimos will eat the FAT from the whale.
2: Oh, yeah.
1: Do you know what that's called?
2: Uh, no, uh, I don't.
1: BLUBBER. [blubber: the fat of sea mammals, especially whales and seals:Walfischspeck]
2: Oh, right.
1: BLUBBER.
2: Yeah, blubber.
1: That's what it's called.
2: Uh huh.
1: BLUBBER.
2: Right.
1: The Eskimos eat the BLUBBER.
2: Uh huh.
1: And the BLUBBER will come from different kinds of whales, you know?
2: Oh, yeah.
1: Sometimes it will come from a BELUGA whale. [beluga: a small white-toothed whale related to the narwhal, also called "white whale"]
2: Uh huh.
1: BELUGA!
2: Right, yeah.
1: Hey, hey. They don't wear galoshes.
2: Who, the whales?
1: NOOOOOOO. The ESKIMOS.
2: Oh no. That's right, they don't.
1: They wear MUKLUKS! [mukluk: a high, soft boot that is worn in the American Arctic and is traditionally made from sealskin]
2: Uh huh.
1: MUKLUKS!
2: That's right; mukluks.
1: MUKLUKS!.
2: Yeah...mukluks.
1: Say it again.
2: Mukluks.
1: Say it LOUDER.
2: MUKLUKS!
1: Um, hmm...good eh?
2: Yeah, it is a good one...I didn't want to say it but uhh....I like it...
1: Say, say, say GALOSHES.
2: Galoshes.
1: Hey, hey...it's good, eh?
2: Yeah, it's good.
1: Galoshes!
2: Galoshes!
1: Beluga!
2: Beluga.
1: Blubber, blubber, blubber, blubber...
2: Blubber MUKLUK!
1: Blubber...BELUGA!

3: Uh, excuse me.
2: Ahem.
3: Sorry, um....I didn't mean to interrupt whatever it was you were doing there...
2: Oh no...it's OK!
3: Uh, ok. I just wanted to know if this is where the bus stops?
2: Uh yeah, ah...it should be here any minute actually.
3: OH, I see. Well, sorry to disturb you.
2: That's ok, we were just....uhhhh.....
{long pause}
1: Sir.
3: Yes?
1: PPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTT!
3: Yeah.
1: Look over there.
3: Across the street?
1: Yeah, yeah yeah.
3: Um-huh.
1: See that LADY?
3: Yes.
1: What kind of a hairstyle does she have?
3: Uh, that looks like a bouffant. [bouffant: (of a person’s hair) styled so as to stand out from the head in a rounded shape: aufgetürmt]
1: YES. A BOUFFANT!
3: Yes, a bouffant.
2: Uh, actually, I...I couldn't help noticing that myself, it's sort of what you might call a, a bulbous bouffant.
3: Yes, a bulbous bouffant. [bulbous: round or bulging: knollig, knollenförmig]
1: BULBOUS BOUFFANT.
3: Bouffant.
1: BLUBBER
2: GALOSHES!!!
1: Hey, hey. Mukluks!
2: Bulbous bouffant.
1: Mukluk, mukluk, hey, hey.
3: MACADAMIA. [macadamia: an Australian rainforest tree with slender, glossy evergreen leaves and globular, edible nuts]
1 & 2: Ooooooohhhhhhhhh. hey, hey.
3: Macadamia.
1: Gazebo! [gazebo: a small building, especially in the garden of a house, that gives a wide view of the surrounding area: Gartenlaube]
2: Bulbous bouffant.
3: Macadamia.
{At this point, it breaks completely into a song...read it FAST}
1: Gazebo.
2: Bulbous bouffant.
3: Macadamia.
1: Gazebo.
2: Bulbous bouffant.
3: Macadamia.
1: Gazebo.
2: Bulbous bouffant.
1: Blubber.
3: Macadamia.
1: Blubber. Gazebo. Blubber.
2: Bulbous bouffant.
3: Plethora. Macadamia. [plethora: an excess of (something): Fülle, Überfülle]
1: Blubber. Gazebo. Blubber.
2: Bulbous bouffant.
3: Plethora. Macadamia.
2: Bamboozle. [to bamboozle: to cheat, to fool: hereinlegen, (aus)tricksen]
1: Gazebo.
3: Igloo.
2: Bulbous bouffant.
3: Plethora. Macadamia.
2: Bamboozle.
1: Gazebo.
3: Igloo.
2: Bulbous bouffant.
3: Plethora. Macadamia.
1: Beluga.
2: Bamboozle.
1: Gazebo.
3: Igloo.
2: Ploy. [ploy: a cunning plan or action designed to turn a situation to one’s own advantage: List, Trick, „Masche"]
1: Spatula. [spatula: an inplement with a broad, flat, blunt bladem, used for mixing an spreading things: Spachtel]
3: Macadamia.
2: Bamboozle.
1: Gazebo.
3: Igloo.
2: Ploy.
3: Plethora. Macadamia.
1: Beluga.
2: Bamboozle.
1: Gazebo.
2: Bulbous Bouffant.
3: Ploy.
1: Shindig. Beluga. [shindig (informal): a large, lively party, especially one celebrating something : „Remmidemmi"]
3: Bamboozle.
1: Gazebo.
3: Igloo.
2: Bulbous bouffant.
3: Ploy.
1: Plethora.
3: Macadamia.
2: Bamboozle.
1: Beluga. Gazebo.
1: Hullabaloo. [hullaballo (informal): a commotion, a fuss: spektakel, Radau]
1: Gazebo.
3: Igloo.
2: Bulbous bouffant.
3: Ploy.
1: Plethora.
3: Macadamia.
2: Bamboozle.
1: Beluga. Gazebo.
1: Gabardine.
1: Gazebo.
3: Igloo.
2: Bulbous bouffant.
3: Ploy.
1: Plethora.
3: Macadamia.
2: Bamboozle.
1: Beluga. Gazebo.
1: Tuberculosis.
1: Gazebo.
3: Igloo.
2: Bulbous bouffant.
3: Ploy.
1: Plethora.
3: Macadamia.
2: Bamboozle.
1: Beluga. Gazebo.
1: Foible. [foible: a minor weakness or eccentricity in a someone’s character: Faible, Schwäche, Eigenheit]
1: Gazebo.
3: Igloo.
2: Bulbous bouffant.
3: Ploy.
1: Plethora.
3: Macadamia.
2: Bamboozle.
1: Beluga. Gazebo.
1: BUS!

2: Ah, here comes the bus.
3: Oh, yeah.
1: Good.

Hey! thanks for stopin' by and leavin a comment! hope to see yah around

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"To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift."
Steve Prefontaine

Hey dude, thanks for popin' by. Pulp Fiction last night......tv don it again tonight......thats right She's All That! catch you later dude

muse....hmmmm... i'm not familiar with them, is it punk or something else?

thanks for the

hehehe.
got disconnected from the #metal chat.

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that was incredably confusing, nvm.. heh...